|
No. |
Title |
Length |
| 1. |
How to Become a Virgin |
0:48 |
| 2. |
Who Wants a Dose of the Clap? |
0:58 |
| 3. |
Twenty-Three Lubed-Up Schizophrenics With Delusions of Grandeur |
0:52 |
| 4. |
Priest With the Sexually Transmitted Diseases Get Out of My Bed |
0:36 |
| 5. |
The Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office |
0:50 |
| 6. |
Perils of Believing in Round Squares |
0:58 |
| 7. |
Flash's Theme |
0:56 |
| 8. |
Gluing Carpet to Your G******s Does Not Make You a Cantaloupe |
0:50 |
| 9. |
Turning Your Merchandise Into a Ripped Wall of Mini-Abs |
0:38 |
| 10. |
Bring Your 6.5 Italian Carbine |
0:43 |
| 11. |
Alas, Here Come the Hypochondriacs to Wait With You in the Lobby |
0:43 |
| 12. |
Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia |
1:05 |
| 13. |
Flight of the Wounded Locust |
2:37 |
| 14. |
Get Off the Cross, The Wood Is Needed |
0:42 |
| 15. |
Wet Nurse Syndrome Hand-Me-Down Display Case |
0:34 |
| 16. |
This Is Radio Surgery |
0:41 |
| 17. |
Spitting in the Faces of Fools as a Source of Nutrition |
0:45 |
| 18. |
Sever the Toes |
0:53 |
| 19. |
Well I'll Be a Monkey's Uncle |
1:01 |
| 20. |
Moth-Eaten Deer Head |
1:12 |
| 21. |
Brand New Set of Teeth |
0:38 |
| 22. |
How to Build a Pessimistic Lie Detector |
0:41 |
| 23. |
Nice Tranquil Thumb in Mouth |
0:46 |
| 24. |
Dog Without a Collar (Run Over Red Rover) |
0:30 |
| 25. |
Normal Run of the Muck (Compensation for Conversation) |
0:33 |
| 26. |
Stucco Obelisks Labeled as Trees |
0:45 |
| 27. |
Straight from the Horse's Mouth |
1:12 |
| 28. |
An Extra Piece of Dead Meat |
0:39 |
| 29. |
Twenty-Three Full-Time Cowboys |
1:05 |
| 30. |
Backbones of Jack Asses |
1:26 |
| 31. |
Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irrationality |
0:37 |
| 32. |
Skin Graft at Seventy-Five Miles Per Hour |
0:42 |
| 33. |
High-Maintenance Libido, Bring the Whole Family |
0:58 |
| 34. |
Halfway to a Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An Interlude to a Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony... Yea Whatever) |
0:49 |
| 35. |
Kill Roger Hedgecock |
0:47 |
| 36. |
Hairspray Suppository |
0:49 |
| 37. |
Cattle Mutilation |
0:27 |
| 38. |
Prepare to Qualify |
0:33 |
| 39. |
Pain Reliever |
0:29 |
| 40. |
Off By a Long Shot |
0:42 |
| 41. |
#99 |
0:29 |
| 42. |
Head Hits Concrete |
0:48 |
| 43. |
Ass Gravity |
0:36 |
| 44. |
Keep Off the Tracks |
1:21 |
